i love you daylight savings time i love you sunset after 7pm i love you vitamin d i love you springtime
as we move into the final stretch of the "school year" i would like to reiterate that the world is beautiful and there's more to life than college. very soon we will lay in the grass and stare into the night. okay
LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAK
why do i even try
I THoUGHT YOU MEANT THE YEAR
my l0rd, t3h p34s4nt5 4r3 r3v01t1ng! W3 mu5t s411y f0rth 4g41n5t th3m 4thw1th!
Can you imagine being Mr. Darcy and throwing yourself into a lake in a fit of agonized yearning for the woman who has rejected your marriage proposal and whom you think you shall never see again. After getting thoroughly soaked, you stride out of that lake undressed and she is there. She is at your house and you are indecent. You then have to make the most agonizing small talk, all the time aware that you are soaking wet and half-dressed, while you both politely pretend you aren’t. You inquire after her parents’ health twice.
It’s a wonder he didn’t expire on the spot.
and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally
the last sentence of my thesis
owww. owwwuh. fuck. wait. *pulls out* theres a damn rock in your pussy man.
the tags on this post are absolutely rancid. good work everyone
I was discussing that “Pennywise ends up in Derry, Ireland instead of Derry, Maine” post with my husband, and he was saying that the Derry Girls wouldn’t even set out to defeat Pennywise. The “A” plot would be that Erin lost her mother’s necklace down the drain and they have to go into the sewers to get it, and the fact that there’s a killer clown down there that they have to fight is second to what Erin’s mother will do if they don’t find her necklace.
